If you drive a compact car, you feel like a student or a minimum wage worker, whether you are or not.
If you drive a pick-up truck, you feel like you're late for work, and work's important, whether you are or not or it is or not.
If you drive a suped-up(or "teched-out) foreign car, you're an idiot.
If you drive a van, you feel like a rapist or a venture capitalist(essentially the same thing), whether you are or not.
If you drive an SUV, you thnk you have something to protect, like a child, or human dignity
2 comments:
dude, that "minimum wage worker" observation is totally on the money (which i'm not b.c. i am very poorly compensated for my work).
what does a minivan say? I just want to forewarned just in case you're pointing and laughing at me in the future while sitting on my lawn dipping and drinking a 22 ounce St. Ides.
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