preliminary list of people who you ought not trust

Readers of astrology (particularly if they say they don’t believe in it)


Blamers of (only) George Bush


Students


Listeners of “mix” radio stations


Those with bumper stickers


The religious


Parents


Those who call movies “flicks”


Eaters of ready-made frozen meals


Those who turn on the TV with no program in mind


Philosophy students


Those who enjoy watching an entire baseball game


People who “just love to dance”


Regular upkeepers of myspace accounts


Intentional eaters of organic foods


Rememberers of the the 90s


Beer drinkers


2 comments:

Graham Andrews said...

i think i should not be trusted on 4 counts.

Feng said...

I think I'm at five. Yikes.