Cobe's Cock(tails)

all tested and approved.

“Bar-mothafuckin-keep, I’ll have a....”

cherry bomb:

in short glass with few ice cubes

3 shots coca cola

1 shot double proof rum

1 shot amaretto

January 15^th:

drink barardi superior all day

switch to maker’s mark whisky in the evening

don’t measure drinks

fall a lot

wake up with wild hangover

do recreational math puzzles the next day

drunk at work:

wake up at girlfriends house, drink a glass of wine that was out all night

take shots of bacardi superior

lose count

go running errands with girlfriend

almost knock over huge stack of canned beans in mars supermarket on the 6000 block of loch raven boulevard, baltimore, MD, 21239

eat tofu

go to work

realize you’re pretty drunk

ginger fear:

in short glass with few ice cubes

3 shots ginger beer(not ale)

1 shot double proof rum

1 shot applejack

mistake:

3 shots of any flavored vodka

sherbet drink(it tastes like sherbet):

in short glass, with few ice cubes

2 shots gin

fill 4/5ths up with lemon/lime soda

add orange juice till orange

add grenadine till half orange/red

W.T.Fuck?:

Take shot of wild turkey 101

have unexpected sneeze reflex and blow it through your nose

crazy water(amazing):

in tall glass, filled with ice

1 to 1 ½ shots everclear

fill 5/6ths with baltimore tap water

splash of soda water(not tonic!)

practically a drop of lime juice

I want to die:

shot of tequila, no chaser

then think about how your life is going

free slave:

in tall glass, half filled with ice

1 shot peppermint shnapps

1 ½ shots bourbon/whiskey

1 shot sugar or sugary syrup

fill to top with water