Cobe's world famous cliches

When life gives you lemons, that really sucks.

Waste not, want alot.

Men are from earth, Women are the same species so they are also from earth.

Count your chickens before they hatch.

Early to bed, early to rise is an interesting sleep schedule.

Beer before liquor seems like an ineffectual way to become intoxicated. Liquor before beer is slightly better.

Work very little, Play when you feel like it.

All issues are black and white.

Better to have never loved at all than to have loved and lost.

Coffee in the morning makes me feel alright, coffee in the evening also makes me feel alright.

Women: you can live with them if they're agreeable; you can also live without them if you find that suits you better.

Life's pretty interesting and then you'll probably die.