Q: why do black people buy congac instead of brandy?
A: because they want to feel rich after centuries of oppression
Q: What do you call a dead baby?
A: A tragedy
Q: Why do truckers have "handles"?
A: because it's amusing, and they work long hours with no human contact
Q: why don't blacks marry puerto ricans?
A: because of cultural barriers
Q: Why are hippies high all the time and smell like shit?
A: because they are better at prioritizing their life than you
Q: what do you call a white guy on a boat?
A: suspicious
Q: why are gas prices so high?
A: because of many factors both in the international and local market
Q: Why do asians love to eat rice?
A: because it's a very nutritious, economical, and easy to grow foodstuff
Q: Why is the homeless man drunk on fortified wine all the time?
A: because it feels better than being sober, fortified wine is very cheap, and he doesn't have operate heavy machinery
Q: what do you call a few dead kittens in the coffee maker?
A: A prank in the veterinarian break room
1 comment:
it's been a while since i heard a good string of anti-jokes.
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