1- Quit. Quit everything. A secret of success is being at the right place at the right time. Since the right place is always moving, it’s only a matter of time before it’s right where you are. Stay put! And for all you know the right time could be when you’re too busy with your career, family, or bodily functions. Don’t make any commitments!
2- Heavy drug use. It’s a sad fact that most people become successful because of who they know. And there’s no faster way to form economic and personal bonds with people than doing drugs with them. Your use must be heavy to form a quick reputation. Nothing says “go-getter” like drinking, smoking, and/or snorting everyone under the table. Opportunity will soon follow.
3- Avoid friendship. The sooner that you care about other people, the sooner you’ll be presented with distractions from your success. These people may even offer you work. Don’t accept it! Before you know it, you’ll be in the wrong place at the wrong time neglecting to use drugs. Things like positive income, material possessions, and kinship are a red herring. Stay focused on your goal.
4- Get Schizophrenia. Or narcissism, or clinical depression, or any number of a dozen other colorful personality “disorders”. What many will tell you is an alienating personality trait is really your gateway to success. Find what you are already leaning towards, and reverse the proposed treatment. Soon enough, you’ll have a personality that will cause disgust, sympathy, legal troubles, and thereby fame and success.
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