those who say “yapping” instead of talking
owners of boats
those with“very liberal” as their facebook political views
teachers
people in california
those who just like to have “a few beers”(no more, no less)
people in new york
owners of extra-decorated cars(sea shells, spray paint, toys, bullshit)
lovers of the wilderness
residents of homes with political signs in the yard
generators of original content on youtube
those who still find racism/sexism funny(not b/c it’s offensive, because it’s easy and boring)
people who have “loved [something] since [they were] a kid”
members of households with more than 2 dogs
members of households with more than 3 cats
those who are afraid of small snakes/reptiles
people who “miss being a kid”
capitalists
Graham Andrews
people who mention their “biological clock”
people who are nosy about what you’re eating
drinkers who purchase very small amounts at a time
pot smokers who purchase very small amounts at a time
people who only like “the good stuff”
watchers of pre and post game shows for a sporting event
those who “get tired” instead of “passing the fuck out”
people who sleep on beds with actual bedstands
the rich
the poor
people with blu-ray technology
white people with dreadlocks
black people with blue-eye contacts
people who take antibiotics for colds
people who bring up their IQ... at all
college graduates
the “life of the party”
people who have not tried more than 3 sex positions
goers with the flow
people who complain about gas prices
Those who drive hybrid vehicles on purpose
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